🚨🚨🚨 **BREAKING NEWS: A 5-YEAR-OLD IN NEW HARTFORD HAS MORE ENERGY THAN THE ENTIRE CON EDISON POWER GRID!!!** ⚡💀🔥 🏃‍♂️💨 **WANTED: ONE SLIGHTLY UNHINGED, EXTREMELY ENERGETIC BEHAVIOR TECHNICIAN (BT/RBT) WHO CAN KEEP UP WITH A HUMAN TORNADO!!!**

BREAKING NEWS: A 5-YEAR-OLD IN NEW HARTFORD HAS MORE ENERGY THAN THE ENTIRE CON EDISON POWER GRID!!! WANTED: ONE SLIGHTLY UNHINGED, EXTREMELY ENERGETIC BEHAVIOR TECHNICIAN (BT/RBT) WHO CAN KEEP UP WITH A HUMAN TORNADO!!!

BREAKING NEWS: THE CIRCUS IS HIRING... AND SOMEHOW IT PAYS $25–$30 AN HOUR!!!

WANTED: PROFESSIONAL CLOWN WITH A HEART OF GOLD (BT / ABA PARA)

New Hartford, CT $25–$30 PER HOUR PAID TRAINING — NO RBT CERTIFICATION REQUIRED! FLEXIBLE AFTERNOONS, EVENINGS & WEEKENDS!

ATTENTION, PROFESSIONAL GOOFBALLS, FUTURE THERAPISTS & HUMANS WITH QUESTIONABLE LEVELS OF ENTHUSIASM!

THE CIRCUS HAS COME TO NEW HARTFORD, AND WE NEED OUR LEAD PERFORMER.

Do you enjoy making ridiculous faces?

Can you celebrate someone stacking THREE BLOCKS like they just won an Olympic gold medal?!

Have you ever negotiated with a 5-year-old and realized...

"THIS CHILD HAS BETTER LEGAL REPRESENTATION THAN ME."

CONGRATULATIONS. YOU MAY BE OVERQUALIFIED.

YOUR DAILY CIRCUS DUTIES:

PROFESSIONAL GOOFBALL: Make learning fun through games, crafts, and play!

CHIEF CONFETTI OFFICER: Celebrate every little victory like someone just discovered electricity!

TINY-HUMAN WHISPERER: Help a child build communication, social, and everyday life skills.

I C CERTIFIED CHAOS SURVIVOR: Stay calm when the LEGOs declare independence and the crayons form a union.

SECRET AGENT OF DATA COLLECTION: Yes, behind all the clowning, we're actually doing science.

WHY JOIN OUR THREE-RING CIRCUS?

$25–$30/HR! Your bank account deserves a standing ovation!

PAID TRAINING! We'll teach you the ABA skills. You bring the personality!

NO RBT CERTIFICATION REQUIRED TO APPLY! Clown college is also optional.

FLEXIBLE HOURS! Afternoons, evenings & weekends!

BCBA SUPPORT! Because even professional goofballs need a wise ringmaster.

REAL IMPACT! Help an autistic child learn, grow, and celebrate meaningful progress!

REQUIRED QUALIFICATIONS:

Patience of a saint Energy of a caffeinated circus monkey A genuine love for working with children Reliability, compassion, and willingness to learn Ability to follow clinical guidance while being delightfully ridiculous

NO EXPERIENCE BEING SHOT OUT OF A CANNON NECESSARY.

THERE’S MORE TO THE SHOW, AND WE WANT YOU TO JOIN.