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🌪️⚡ MATAWAN, NJ 07747: THE SQUEAKY TOYS HAVE ACHIEVED SENTIENCE. ⚡🌪️
We don’t want to panic you, but a very large puppy has taken over the office. 🐶 He has a clipboard. He has opinions. He has appointed himself Head of Hiring.
His first and only decision: YOU. 👀
We asked why. He squeaked. We’re choosing to believe that means “she’s perfect.” 🧸
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🧩 NOW HIRING: Behavior Technician (BT) / RBT 🧩
📍 Matawan, NJ 07747 💸 $20-$30/HOUR!!! ⏰ After-school & weekend hours 🎓 No RBT yet? WE’LL TRAIN YOU!
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🚨 THE ENTRANCE EXAM (PENCILS NOT REQUIRED) 🚨
🐶 Is your energy level “puppy who just discovered squeaky toys”? Yes? The puppy approves. 🦁 Can you turn a matching game into an epic backyard safari? Bonus points if you can do the lion voice. ⚽ Do you cheer for a new word like it’s a 90th-minute game-winner? Slide on your knees. We’ll wait. 🤪 Can you be completely goofy AND still keep your data sharp? The rarest superpower of all. 💜 Is your heart the size of a small planet? The planet has been notified. 🌍
3 YES answers = You’re hired. 5 YES answers = The puppy cries tears of joy. 🥹🏆
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💰 THE MONEY SECTION (PLEASE ANCHOR YOURSELF TO FURNITURE) 💰
💸 $20-$30 PER HOUR
Your bank account: “Is this a prank?” 😳 Your wallet: “I have been waiting for this moment.” 🥹 Your landlord: “Can I help you move your couch?” 🛋️ The puppy: “SQUEAK.” 🐶
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🎁 WHAT’S IN IT FOR YOU
⏰ Schedule that bends around your classes or busy life 🎓 Psych, SpEd, Speech & ABA students: your resume is about to glow in the dark 🌟 🏃 Zero desk. Zero soul-crushing spreadsheets. Just high-fives, kinetic sand, bubbles & real breakthroughs 🫧 🤝 Top-tier BCBA support + paid training. You will never be left alone with the squeaky toy. 💜 A job that feels like a passion project (because it is)
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🦸 YOUR MISSION, SHOULD YOU CHOOSE TO ACCEPT IT:
🎲 Follow a kiddo’s lead and sneak learning into playtime 🌱 Help autistic children unlock their full potential 📊 Track data like a secret agent (goofy on the outside, sharp on the inside) 🎉 Be the highlight of a family’s week
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🦄 THE DREAM TECH IS:
✅ Fiercely patient and genuinely kind ✅ Rock-solid reliable (showing up is a superpower 🧱) ✅ Bringing the hype to every single session 🔋 ✅ Hungry to learn the science of behavior
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📣 SOOO… WHAT ARE YOU WAITING FOR?! 👀
The puppy is staring at the door. He has been staring for three hours. 🚪🐶
📞 DROP US A LINE! We can’t wait to chat!
🚨 MATAWAN, NJ: WE WANT YOU ON OUR SQUAD! 💜
P.S. The puppy has now learned to type. He wrote “APPLY.” That’s all he wrote. He’s very committed. 🐾😂